After a long boring year, Hippie got a bit geeky!
Are you someone with dark circles? If yes, it is undoubtedly the mark of your unfulfilled dreams that do not let you snore at night!
(Did you know: A low snoring score is a sign of a successful future and a guaranteed visit to a doctor as an insomniac)
Cut the crap! Hippie is bored. He likes to talk shit in his boredom stage.
Back again and asking again in a better way,” Are you someone who is trying to catch the fish hung on the stick right above your head? But not able to get hold of it? (Surely you can’t, you need a fish brain for that)
Hippie, the stupendo fantabulous fantastic and super over-smart guy in the town, will help you to get it on the plate, all cooked with tangy mushroom sauce and angrezi avocado imli chutney!
Okay, irritated enough after reading this far? Mission accomplished!
Let’s get back to the formal tone you would expect us to say in the introduction speech!
We are glad to announce that ‘The Startup Hippie’ is at your service!
To ensure your business plans take a smooth runway, we are here to provide the best advice and help you at each step. We are in with you together! “
Uff! The slowest seconds of Hippie’s life!
Is it over? Ya Picture Abhi Baki hain?
Aaao Huzur Tumko Sitaro Me Le Chalein – only if it existed (Don’t believe it but believe it)